Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Sexual Tensions

It's hard when you're in love.

It's harder when you're in love with someone who says they don't love you.

It's hardest when you're in love with someone who says they don't love you, even though they quite clearly do.

Churchill had much the same problem with Hitler. Winston interpreted the invasion of Poland as a come on, but Adolf said he was fooling himself, and insisted vociferously that the march to Moscow was definitely NOT a sexual advance. But still the cigar begobbed premier persevered. It came to a head one drunken night when Hitler dropped his defenses and let Churchill storm his beaches. The sexual landscape of Europe has never been the same since.

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