Bonzai Nazis

It's time to start thinking about Christmas presents again. Having spent an entire day traipsing around the shops looking for the perfect gift for everyone, I was more than pleased to stumble upon what is now a must have gift idea.

Bonzai Nazis.

Six inch, fully functioning Bonzai Nazis.

They goose step, they burn literature, they bastardise the theories of Nietzche. Everything.

I've been playing with mine for hours. There's a full set ranging from Half-Sized Hitler to Mini Mengeller. What's best about mine is that when it starts to spout hateful vitriol about the master race, I can feed him to the cat. He loves them. Apparently Nazis taste like fish.