3 Little Known Facts

When you see the phrase "Little Known Fact" DO NOT read the file under any circumstances. There could be a large number of you doing this simultaniously which would immediately alter the effectiveness of the title - essentially turning it into fiction, rendering both the title as a lie, and therefore the content.

Fact.

By reading this far you have become one of those people who bend the truth from time to time, or to define further, a bare faced liar.

Fact.

You just don't get it do you? - You're still reading, and sinking deeper into the pit of wrongfulness, progressing to the next stage beyond bare faced liar, to what? I can hardly imagine. Perhaps you steal candy from small children, or cast your eyes upon the exam paper of your neighbour, gaining extra marks and maybe even passing the test based on their hard work and hours of revision - which could only be described as fraudulent, or even have dark fantasies about "doing it" with small animals. Of course, I wouldn't expect you to admit it.

But don't sit back comfortably with that smug grin on your face - you'll make a mistake one day, get caught out and get punished! Listen... is that someone outside? They're onto you.
You thieving pervy scum of the earth.

Fact.