Every Moment Counts

Yesterday, in assembly, the head of year stated that the sky was going to fall on our heads. As a consequence, myself and all my mates ran off to seek shelter. Luckily for us, a kindly looking fox took us in and assured us that he could avoid the situation. Some time later, after consuming all of my dearest friends, I questioned his judgement, and decided to relieve myself of his kindly hospitality, only to discover the sky in it's original position. Well, you couldn't imagine my relief. My head of year was wrong with his predictions but without hesitation I can now state that you need to "live each day as if it were your last." A wise man.